Seven Goldfish

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Assorted Quotes I have Enjoyed

Humor

  • Being an adult is terrible, In my next life I'm coming back as a baby –Titus [Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt ]
  • Technology is a hell of a drug. I’m literally a professional nerd and I can’t keep up. –Jerry Holkins aka Tycho Brahe
  • You're on a first name basis with lucidity. I have to call it Mr. Lucidity. The Tick
  • “I'm feeling like a one man diaspora” –Me
  • My Do-Hicky doesn't Hicky the way it's supposed to Do” –Kevin O'Brian
  • The leading cause of early onset dimensia is being deposed” –John Stewart
  • Drugs are like shoes, everyone needs them but they don't always fit –Wachoski siblings [sense8]
  • I'm all tangled up inside like a gordian knot, but my therapist says I'm not allowed to cut myself anymore” –Cara L.
  • Eat, it will keep you from talking” (said with love and annoyance) –The adventures of Amina al-Sirafi
  • Imperial units have a certain claim to appropriateness as a measure of force -Unknown [re: pounds vs newtons]
  • If you insist on wearing (weight lifting) gloves, make sure they match your purse.” –Mark Riptoe
  • If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets he loves sonnets -Unknown
  • I have been keeping a dream journal, but I don't know if its real –oglaf
  • I'm trying to crowdsource really good sex –oglaf
  • Philosophy

  • The price of getting what you want is having what you wanted -Neil Gaiman [Sandman]
  • “psychiatry, which I have elsewhere characterized, not disrespectfully, as ‘occultism in a lab coat’.” –Alan Moore
  • The soul never thinks without a picture.” –Aristotle
  • “Everything is either Ozymandian vanity or tantric wanking” Me
  • “As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being.” –Carl Jung
  • Ignorance exists in the map, not in the territory –Eliezer Yudkowsky
  • If your boss demands loyalty give him integrity, if your boss demands integrity give him loyalty –John Boyd
  • “Everyone is on the ball and no one is in position” –Michael Lewis
  • Civilization is the process of turning the incomprehensible into the arbitrary. Venkat Rao
  • The victor only writes the history books if he is literate. –Venkat Rao
  • Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life.“ –Seneca
  • The mind of the believer stagnates. It fails to grow outward into an unlimited, infinite universe. –Somewhere in Dune / Herbert
  • “It is difficult to live in the present, pointless to live in the future and impossible to live in the past.” –Somewhere in Dune / Herbert
  • “No matter how much we ask after the truth, self-awareness is often unpleasant. We do not feel kindly toward the Truthsayer.” –Somewhere in Dune / Herbert
  • “The truth always carries the ambiguity of the words used to express it.” Herbert [Dune]
  • Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy. –Somewhere in Heinlein
  • If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat. –Somewhere in Heinlein
  • You must earn your complexity –Udacity Machine Learning
  • “To suspect your own mortality is to know the beginning of terror; to learn irrefutably that you are mortal is to know the end of terror.” Herbert [Dune]
  • When change outpaces your ability to comprehend it, you tend to begin to listen less and generalize more. –u/JobranFlakes
  • The question is not “what can I do with philosophy” but “what can philosophy do with me.” –Unknown origin
  • it is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it. –Upton Sinclair
  • Motivation

  • If you're going through hell, keep going. –Churchill
  • If the world looks dark and full of shit, check if your head is up your ass” –Alex Hormozi
  • You cannot change your fate, but you can rise to meet it” –Elder [Princes Mononoke]
  • “Hunger is a kind of optimism” –Kim stanley robinison [at long now talk]
  • This wise man observed that wealth is a tool of freedom. But the pursuit of wealth is the way to slavery. –Somewhere in Dune / Herbert
  • The price *is* the reward –Mark
  • If your boss asks you for integrity, give him loyalty. If he ask's for loyalty give him integrity –Boyd
  • I will loose not a day from these readings for that day cannot be retrieved nor can I substitute another day for it” –Og Mandino [The greatest salesman in the world]
  • never has there been a map, however carefully executed to detail and scale, which carried it's owner over even one inch of ground” –Og Mandino [The greatest salesman in the world]
  • Certainty makes one blind, Uncertainty makes one paralyzed” -Me
  • “Ever loved someone so much, you would do anything for them? Yeah, well make that someone yourself and do whatever the hell you want.” –Harvey Specter [TV show suits]
  • Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. Helen Keller

  • “If you don't sacrifice for what you want, what you want becomes the sacrifice” –anonymous
  • Fatigue makes cowards of us all. –Vince Lombardi
  • “Sometimes dreams are there to destroy you” –Deepa
  • Spirituality/Mysticism

  • Thou art God, and I am God and all that groks is God. –Somewhere in Heinlein
  • The problem is not to find the answer, it's to face the answer –Terence McKenna
  • The world you see is smaller than the world that is Oglaf
  • magic is the art and science of causing changes in consciousness in accordance with will. –Dion Fortune
  • There are many doors. Death is the first. –Tycho Brahe
  • Society/Tech

  • They say power corrupts, but this is not so; corruption is already within all of us, and we lack only the necessary authority and power to unleash our own personal evil on the world. –Unknown
  • Society is an anonymous enterprise for living a life of secondhand emotions -Péladan
  • The future will be about Old People in Big Cities Afraid of the Sky –Bruce Sterling [Talking about Demographically aging population, Demographic shift to living in cities, and climate change]
  • “This is how authoritarian regimes take power: democracies collapse when, due to the usual mechanisms of oligarchic capture, they stop even trying to solve society’s problems, and finally people turn in desperation to somebody who will take power and clear away the obstacles” –John Michael Greer
  • The Courts… are terrifying places, lorded over by thoroughly finite, deeply imperfect beings. –Jerry Holkins
  • the Darth Vader MBA program (“I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further”) –Cory Doctorow
  • “The idiot sees the world as Good vs Evil. The cynic sees the world as Evil vs Evil. The truth that no one seems able to see is that the world is, and always has been, a battle of Good vs. Good.” –Norm McDonald
  • Man, as a social animal, can no more escape government than the individual can escape bondage to his bowels. –Jubal Harshaw [Stranger in a strange land]
  • The tolerance for uncertainty goes up as death becomes certain –Kevin Kelly
  • The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. –Nietzsche
  • sometimes it’s better to pull numbers out of your ass and use them to get an answer, than to pull an answer out of your ass. –Slate Star Codex
  • Calling someone a rent-seeker is sort of an economist’s way of telling them to die in a fire Slate star codex
  • Since gluten-free diets get tried for everything, and everything gets tried for autism, it was overdetermined that people would try gluten-free diets for autism. slate star codex
  • observational studies of lifestyle habits are class oppression –velveteenAmbush